30¢B: So let’s get this straight, you’re Aufderheide? What’s that all about?
BWA: Let Me Google That For You? Like it says on the website, lights, fenders, racks, action.
30¢B: Okay, smartass, we can all see that you are made in the USA by a couple of cool guys out in Portland, OR, and you have not only the best headtube badge in the business but also a custom matching stem and frame pump, but what’s with them shifters?
BWA: They are super cool right? Also from Portland by the way, Gevanalle is the name and durable comfortable precise braking and shifting is the game.
30¢B: Anything else from Portland to show off? And are you the shiniest bike ever?
BWA: Funny you should ask, I count on Fenderbot from PDW to light things up behind me. Small, effective and always there when needed, kind of like me. Now as to your shiny question – yes I am the shiniest bike ever. Lots of Velo Orange components and Nitto Racks, hope they don’t hurt your eyes?
30¢B: Okay you brought it up and mentioned small, what size are you anyways?
BWA: You pig! This interview is over!!
<Aufderheide knocks over Feedback Sports RAKK (which is not easy to do) and storms out the door, bound for anywhere and who knows where>