Halloween approaches, and if you still don’t have a costume idea here are a couple of suggestions.

A 2011 Almanzo bottom bracket will make a bike mechanic shudder.

Or a post-Almanzo axle and cone would work just as well.  If you don’t want to scare people, but make them laugh?  Try dressing up as the town in Wisconsin that is considering requiring a permit to take a bike ride or even go for a walk!  Funny?  Scary?  Sadly, both.